James’ annoying texts. (Just ignore the fact that they’re all sent at the same time LOL I’m a lazy ps’er)
YOUR LIFE HAS PLOTHOLES.
FTW!
How Snape deals with bitches.
When people dick around in his class:
When people make fun of his hair:
When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:
When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:
Those goddamn Marauders:
But at least they died before he did:
When he thinks of Lily Evans:
And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:
When you forgot to wear your glasses
everything looks like
and then you wear them and everything look like
FUCKING HD
Story of my life….
Breaking News: White people are awkward
but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone
just embrace the awkwardness
